You'd think after all this time I'd have something more to say. Furthermore, the onus of having joined a popular movement such as blogging really bugs me for some reason, so I'll try not to get sanctimonious, monotonous, barbarous, calculus, or Oedipus too often. But the fact is you've missed a lot. We got all sorts of shit going on, just thinking of trying to post it all makes my head hurt.
So I won't.
I'll just start from today and backfill as needed to explain what the hell is going on. Chances are the digressions will take up more space than the actual story. Any of you who know me won't be surprised by this. I like parentheticals. Contrary to popular opinion, life is lived almost entirely non-linear... uh... ly, and not in any specific order.
On the other hand, as George Carlin says : "Always do whatever's next."
I think I'll go for a walk.
